Connor: Jack, your are going to get peanut butter and jelly all over my bed. Mommy just cleaned my bed (translation - I changed the sheets).
Connor: Jack what if Mommy had just cleaned your bed and I got peanut butter & jelly all over it? Wouldn't that make you sad?
He said is so calm and sweet. It was word for word the way I try to rationalize things to him and honestly - I never thought he was listening. As for the outcome of the bed - it was covered in PBJ.