Yesterday Connor bought a helicopter that allows you to lift up logs and drop them wherever. His Grandpa (Dash) explained it to him.
Dash: "You can lift up the logs and drop them off somewhere."
Connor (very serious): "OH, me see - it lifts up the logs and takes them to Jesus"
Dash: "To Jesus?"
Connor: "It lifts up the logs and takes them to Jesus. TO JESUS." (As in the end. Period. Final. That's a fact. Don't you know anything Dash?)
What exactly have they been teaching him a Sunday School?