Me: Connor if I don't return the movie in it's case to the library....they are going to take you to jail. You have already lost 3 movies and the library means business.
Connor: They won't take me to jail Mom (he is giving me that know it all look as he continues). They would take you to jail. It was your library card. Remember - you said I can't have one till I get bigger.
Me: Don't you want to hurry and find the case so I won't go to jail?
Connor: (and he had to think a while) If you go to jail do I get to stay at Nana's house?
This is clearly a battle I am not equipped to win.